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About Casual Boys:
In birdwatching terms, a "casual" is an infrequent visitor to a particular habitat. In human terms, it is a species that is fling- but not relationship-worthy, by virtue of either geography (the species' permanent home is too far away) or personality (the species is rather disturbed). Foreign Casuals are often met during their seasonal migrations to such places as field offices and universities in North America, Club Meds, holidays in Europe, Asia or Central/South America, summer camps and the Hamptons. Inappropriate Casuals are often met when a human female's defenses are down or her judgment is poor. She may also be quite level-headedly seeking a short-term relationship and therefore may appreciate the Inappropriate's redeeming qualities (money, charm, good sex, or simply the opportunity to try something different).
Note: To ornithologists, "Accidentals" are even more infrequent visitors to the North American region. They are birds that are spotted only because they've strayed from their normal migratory route. In human terms, an accidental is a male you sleep with only because you are drunk.